A Cal Maritime Engineer
Squirts some oil on the two engines.
They seem to run pretty good.
Returns to his cabin to smoke a bowl and celebrate.
A Maine Maritime Engineer
Squirts some oil on the two engines.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
A Schuyler Engineer
Squirts some oil on the two engines.
Realizes none of them belong to him.
Starts wiping down all evidence of his fingerprints.
A Mass Engineer
Is told something about two engines, but doesn’t know where they are.
Decides to have lunch.
A Texas Engineer
Has two engines
Counts them again and has 4 engines
Counts them again and has 42 engines.
Counts them again and learns he has 2 engines.
Returns to his cabin to pat himself on the back
A KP Engineer
Sees he’s got two engines but they aren’t listed on his checklist so returns to the ECR for coffee
The 1st tells him he’s a moron and orders him to sit on his hands while he does the round himself
The KP engineer has the wiper turn on the computer for him then types out a complaint with his nose
Credit goes to a poster on the gcaptain forums. There is a thread titled “the one about KP” and it is hours of entertainment, however this little gem had me just about rolling on the floor.
Not true Mass 3rd fixes everything the others didin’t what to do.
However can they fill out the morning maintenance report on it? In English that is………
It’s a joke cous, laugh a little